Facts of life

Mia: Mummy how did Lily get in your tummy? I don't mean how she got out your tummy, I know that. How did she really get in?
Me: Daddy and me loved each other very much and that's how Lily got in there.
Mia: Erm, that doesn't sound like the truth to me.

Who's she?

Me: I'm coming to school today to watch you sing Christmas carols.
Mia: Who's Carol?

Donkey

Mia asked me for a 'Christmas song' at bedtime so I sang Little Donkey.

Mia: What's Bethlehem?
Me: It's where some people think baby Jesus was born.
Mia: Ace, so if we go to Bethlehem we can meet Father Christmas?

Festive greetings

Mia is playing with her pink toy plastic phone.

Mia: Hi, is that Father Christmas? Yep, I've been really good. No, I haven't been naughty. Now stop being a weiner.

Talking

Ian and me are chatting in the car, up pipes a voice from the backseat.

Mia: Mummy, you really should stop talking so much, you'll lose your voice!

Eye Spy

Mia and me are playing i-spy in bed.

Me: I spy with my little eye something beginning with P.
Mia: Poat.
Me: That's not a real word love.
Mia: I mean boat.
Me: That doesn't start with P. I'll give you a clue. It's hanging on the wall. (I'm staring at the picture on the wall)
Mia: Errr.
Me: It's hanging between the two wardrobes.
Mia: Pants!!

Technology

Me: Mia, santa has sent you an email.
Mia: Brill, I'm going read my femail on facebook by my iphone.