Food or poo

Mia (3). In the car, we've just got home and we're on the driveway.

Mia: Mummmmmmyyyyy, a bumblebee has pooed on me.
Me: What do you mean?
Mia: There's a brown mark on my leg, it's not food, it's very brown, it's poo.

Bargaining

Mia: Mummy, I have a plan.
Me: Oh yes and what's that?
Mia: If you give me a kiss we'll do something, if you don't we won't.

Mmm tasty

Mia (3) is sat on the stairs with her daddy. She leans over and sniffs the fleece he is wearing.

Mia: Daddy, you smell like chicken pie.