Cars and nationality

Mia: Mum what's that sticker on that car?
Me: It's a GB sticker.
Mia: What is it for?
Me: It's to tell people you are from England when you are driving abroad.
Mia: Oh well I'm not from England!
Me: You are from England.
Mia: No I'm not, I'm from KFC Nissan.

Sign of the times

Me: Do you know what that signs says Mia? (pointing to sign saying 'Don't worry, be happy'.)
Mia: Yes...No Dogs Allowed, Pansy.

Harry Lego Potty

Mia's blithering on about Harry Potter.

Me: Mia do you know who Harry Potter is?
Mia: Yes he's a baddy.
Me: No he isn't. And anyway how do you know about Harry Potter.
Mia: I saw it on a Lego Advert.
Me: Ah ok, so do you know who he is? (I'm expecting her to answer wizard or something similar).
Mia: Oh yes mummy. Harry Potter is a boy made of Lego.

Boys, boys, boys

Mia: Mummy I'm not going to marry Adam anymore.
Me: Ok
Mia: I'm going to marry Marley.
Me: Why is that then?
Mia: His name starts with a M!

Shoe story

Ian, me and Mia watching tele. Advert for Lellie Kelly shoes comes on.

Mia: Daddy, you hate those shoes don't you?
Ian: Yes
Mia: It's ok daddy. I'll just wait until you die then I'll buy some Lellie Kelly shoes.

Name change

We're talking about the most popular names of 2010.

Ian: I love the name Mia.
Mia: I hate my name, I think it's silly.
Ian: Oh ok, what do you want your name to be?
Mia: Makka. Makka Pakka Simpson.

Cookery lessons

Mia: Mummy what are you making?
Me: Corned beef hash love
Mia: No mummy, it's Corned Beef Flash.